Food

"Oh mom, I love you! You're the best mom ever! You love me, take care of me, make me cool KU bibs!"

"I'm just so happy! I'm sitting up here like a big kid getting ready for something great! Oh, life is so good!"

"Umm...what was that? You just shoved something slimy in my mouth. Tasted kinda' like milk and cardboard."

"Mom, really, not so sure I like this. I thought you loved me, now I'm beginning to doubt your intentions!"

"No really, I'm positive I don't like this! It's the consistency of snot - not that I know what snot tastes like, but I'm guessing it's a lot like this stuff."

 *gag*

"Oh for the love woman!"

"Somebody pack my bags, I'm out of here. I don't need this!"